Come and join us, we’re nice really,
We’ve got everything you could want or need,
Great talks, programs for all the ages,
You’d be a mug not to take heed!
Give us your time; we can use volunteers,
There’re so many things you could hook into,
Just start at the bottom, can’t trust you yet,
Your giving to us will prove if you’re true.
This sure seems different from what’s in your book,
You haven’t mentioned much about love,
I really not looking for a social club,
I wanted to encounter God from above.